haha I think I went through the exact same things as these other two comments combined. This is great!
Giant Bomb's Brad Shoemaker has only one goal: go as fast as possible without careening off the edge of a cliff! There's only one way that you can help: BY BRAKING BRAD.
Headphones recommended! If you want a different resolution, download a ZIP file and stretch the executable inside as big or as small as you want!
Just download and go! :D